When I was a kid, my father used to say, "Sean, that smart-mouth of yours is going to get you into trouble one day." I'm pretty sure there’s career advice in there somewhere.

Tales of strange children and the men who dress up like Santa in order to entertain them.

THE GIFT OF SOAP	GIFTS FROM MY MOTHER	THE CREAM PUFF
THANKS FOR HOLDING!	SMELLS LIKE CAMPING	CHRISTMAS STORIES
CHRISTMAS TIME IN THE CITY